The Clippard Express!

(Adapted from the song "The Polar Express")

All aboard! All aboard!
Tickets please, tickets
Cicerone named Fenny is waiting . . .
Welcome to The Clippard Express!

It’s a magic Benz-van on a rail

Never takes a rest

Flying through Shanghai old-street and the museum

Ride for a small fee and join the fun

Eddie, Julie, Tim, Corliss, Scott, Gordon, Melanie & Montira said yes!

Cause that’s the way things happen

On the Clippard Express... You bet!

Beep Beep the van horn blows

That’s the sound of her singing

Ding ding the bell will ring

Golly look at her go... to the French Concession - yo!

You wonder if we’ll get there soon
Anybody’s guess...

Dragonfly massage at 19:00 (3/13)
Cause that’s the way things happen
On the Clippard Express

When we eat Shanghai cuisine lunch we’ll scream “Yes!” (Yeah)
We’ll arrive with a bang bang bang
Gan bay, gan bay, gan bay
Laughing all the way!

It’s a choo choo with a stunning view

That rivals all the best

But you won’t see it advertised

It’s a simple fact we stay on track
To Shanghai Oriental Art Center

But that can only happen on the Clippard Express

Hiss hiss Corliss is piss

That’s the sound of Tim snoring

Clang clang Julie gets bang

What a wonderful trip!

With a comfy seat and lots to eat (BYOS)

Boy is this the best!

Wish it wouldn’t ever have to end

With a little luck we’ll be on time (hotel lobby at 9:00 am sharp)

There’s no need to stress

Cause that’s the way things happen On the Clippard Express

Lights are gleaming far across the crowd

You’re not dreaming

May I present the Xin Tian Di!

If it’s Grumpy, the Pig, you expect to view

You surely haven’t guessed

He live down at the other end

With a little luck we’ll be on time

There’s no need to stress

Shopping at Xiangyang market artificial famous brands

Cause that’s the way things happen

On the roller coaster Clippard Express!

Next stop perhaps the tailor

ahhh ahh that is not a toy crazy old man

(Fhong Lao Tho - Gordon)

That's not a toy!

Take your seats please

Take your seats ...

And enjoy the journey on the Clippard Express!

The Clippard Express song lyrics is the modified version of the Polar Express. Practice is not needed ... ;)